#stop smoking weed. !!!!!!
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Loam contemplating a strange burn from an old light spell....
(+ panel closeups! under the cut)
setting is @jawsandbones homebrew campaign!
#centuries old light spell in abandoned ruins melting down into luminous goo? yes. touch it#aart#titan campaign#loam#hes never gonna stop touching stuff. sorry to my party#dnd oc#dnd art#firbolg#yay last piece of 2023 first piece of 2024#smoking cw#weed cw
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this is stoner!rafe btw…
#🐇 speaks#burnout rafe :3#never touched coke but cannot stop smoking weed to save his life yup yup#need him in my guts#who said that.#stoner!rafe
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Perfect wake and bake
#420stoner#420life#weedlife#weed art#smoke weed everyday#weed jokes#420daily#marijane#weedstagram#wake n bake#never stop blowing up
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geto and a reader with capnolagnia (a fetish/attraction to the smell of cigarette smoke/the act of smoking) and so everytime he wants some puss, he steps out for a few and comes back REEKING of it.
he loves doing it at movie theatres, restaurants, sometimes before he comes to visit you at work or before entering your house. any excuse to make you hot and bothered that inevitably leads to him being dragged to the bathroom or bedroom, sometimes not even bothering to hide it and just doing it right there as discreetly as possible.
he just loves the stark contrast when you go from bright, smiling, and cheery to furrowed brows and rustling thighs. mouth all but watering as you fuck the man to oblivion behind your eyes, before finally pouncing on him.
geto has also certainly fucked you WHILE smoking... slow lazy thrusts as he watches the ash flutter down to rest on your torso. smearing it with his hands as he slides it up to play with your nipple idly. putting the filter to your lips to inhale. all before he's locking your lips with his, grabbing each of your shoulders so hard his nails dig into your flesh. inhaling the smoke from your mouth as he pulls you down towards his hips. his leisurely pace turned cruel and hyper. fucking you like a rabbit who's only goal is to finish before it's heart gives out.
he gets so needy as he exhales the remainder of smoke across your face, watching your expressions as he drills into you ruthlessly. he may be using you like a toy right now, but after a little clean up, when he's put his briefs back on and you're in his shirt, you'll step out onto the back porch for a proper smoke. cuddling on the sun bed and passing the cigarette back and forth. staring up at the stars as you ramble about nothing special as you both bask in the afterglow of your ecstasy... and once you're back inside, who knows? maybe you'll be going at it again.
#★tiff.wrote?!★#★tiff.talks★#this was gonna be a 'hear me out' to 1 of my fav jjk authors but i stopped when i realized i was cooking & spent an xtra hr fleshing it out#i know this is super niche and self indulgent and most people nowadays prefer weed to cigs but not me!!#btw I'M the reader with capnolagnia... it's so bad. random ppl will be smoking and i start getting wet#it's nothing fancy nor proofread nor organized but!!! its out there now!!!#anywho geto's hot and loves fucking you!!!#i tried to keep it gn btw :3#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x you#jjk smut#geto#geto suguru#geto x reader#geto x you#geto x y/n#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru x you#geto suguru x y/n#geto smut#geto suguru smut
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“Merlin must still be mourning Arthur every day in the modern world” actually he smokes weed now
#here’s the thing#he’s not walking by TO mourn Arthur#it’s almost like he forgot that that’s the spot it all went down until he’s there#he stops for a second in memory and then lifts his chin again and moves on with his life#he physically moves on. it is VISUALLY SYMBOLIC of moving on#the writers wanted us to know that he moved on! that he’s at peace and living his own life now!#and — most importantly — that he smokes weed now#merlin emrys#immortal!merlin#bbc merlin
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weed induced art block or something . has this been done yet
I like this lysandre doodle tho.. (he's not even in my top 3 of favs (or a fav at all) he's just . Fun to draw so I just . draw him a lot erm
#pokemon#pokemon black and white#ghetsis#lysandre#pokemon xy#i smoked a few days ago and it singlehandedly knocked me into my old style and#it made me fixated on ghetsis ?? i got high n thiught about him nd now i cant STOP thinking abt him pelase send help#and idk how to draw ghwtsis that well Bro i could only draw him while cracked out my ass#weed laced w ghetsis bruh dear god..
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao#goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner#anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely#LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used#and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy#even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them#in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do#literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it#i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER'#i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever#i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose#even when they think theyre being super progressive
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If shizuo became a stoner I think Ikebukuro would be a much safer place
#I was gonna draw more for this but I got lazy#I don’t see shizuo EVER even thinking about weed but the idea of him smoking it is endlessly entertaining to me#he’d finally be a normal dude#shinra definitely greens out every single time though#izaya too ngl he’d definitely convince himself he’s dying#I was gonna draw it but art block stopped me 😔#drrr#durarara#shizuo heiwajima#durarara!!#heiwajima shizuo#kishitani shinra#shinra kishitani#celty sturluson
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why am I incapable of finding a normal psychiatrist. I constantly go off medication for months or years at a time because my psychiatrists eventually weird me out so much i can't bring myself to go back to them like what is up.
#just met with a woman who refused to prescribe me adderall until i promised to stop smoking weed#ma'am its 2024. you're literally prescribing me meth and you're worried about weed???#and my previous 2 psychs were weird old men one of whom was a sex pest and the other was just an asshole. PLEASE#i talk
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P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
#sorry yall shit caption im too busy being an adult now#suddenly my birthday comes around again and now the government wants me to vote and join the military (srsly i have got so much mail)#and yet i still cant drink like the 46 year old man who smokes like a freight train and grows weed in his gramamaws backyard in me would smh#us military ik you love me but please stop sending me mail i am literally crippled and feral you do not want my whiney ass#animals#cats#petblr#cat life#catblr#cat lovers#cat#my cat#cat photos#calico#calico cat#silly pet#silly cats#cat memes#pet cat#cat pics#cat pictures#cute cats#aww#lol#haha#awwpics#cute#cute animals#SOMEBODY HELP THIS CAT IS SO ANNOYING SHE SNORES SO LOUD
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420 Things💨
#420#girls who smoke weed#420 aesthetic#420 friendly#420 things#420daily#420 vibes#420life#420girl#saigegreen420#stop & smoke the flowers
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Owo, what's this (help me)
This little parasite has been invading my brain for ages so I had to draw him
I should probably start adding watermarks to my art 😭
#100+ layers gang lets goo#Anyway#Leshy#COTL lashy#My friend wont stop making jokes abt him smoking weed with Narinder btw#Felt essential to the post ✨️#Critism welcome as always!#lineless drawing test#cult of the lamb#also orc teeth Leshy supremacy#while im here being silly in the tags#imagine if leshys leaves changed colour in the seasons#he sheds in autumn and december
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Save me weed that turns me into a dog save me
#got so much work done today it’s kind of insane and it’s not even late yet#I’ve hit my art limit but my brain is like ‘you’re not done! there’s more to do!’#will I ever be satisfied and be able to chill without feeling guilty? the world may never know!#going to go smoke dog weed to turn my brain off#local work dog can not stop working#jasperbarks#yapping
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Have you noticed any positive side effects of your weight gain?
everything is positive !!! every part of me wobbles and i fill out furniture, clothes, and my car very well 😌 also omg because my belly fills my lap more, the dogs my family has that jump on your lap don’t do that anymore, no more bruises and scratches!!
only pluses i’m telling you :3
#one negative is that i’m a hypochondriac and so any potential health issue scares the shit out of me#but WHATEVER if that really bothered me i’d stop smoking weed but alas#too good for the appetite…#talk#ask#wait i lied. outgrowing bras is a negative like it’s hot but these bitches are expensive
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“omg abigail would be a great giant” “oh i want shane to be a giant” well what if i want willy to be a giant. what if i want him to pick tiny me up in weathered hands and take me out on his boat and show me the ocean. ‘stardew bachleor/ettes!’ GIVE ME THE OLD MAN. NOW.
#i have 2000+ hours on this game. my love for that old man never stops#i need to find a good romancable willy mod. to go with my poly mods and romancable wizard mod#god i should get Gil in on this too#growing older is going from ‘omg sebastain’ to ‘WHO HERE HAS FACIAL HAIR AND A RETIREMENT PLAN’#no shame for ppl who like the younger canidates. they just. make me feel old#‘my moms mad i smoke weed’ cant relate lmfao me and willy are blazing it on ginger island 💖
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can't stop thinking about intox kink lately like. i'm leaning back against your chest and your left hand is wandering over my body and your right hand is holding the joint and you just keep holding it to my lips and telling me to inhale. you only take a few hits yourself, you want me pliant and mindless. when i'm as high as you want me you just lazily mess with my body, my clit. i'm too high to do much except whine and try to move my hips into your hand, but you take your hand away so all i can do is grind back against you. you give me two fingers and i make this high pitched whimper and you lick my neck and talk in my ear about how tight i am for you. i'm so gone and i don't even know if you're planning to make me cum. you just stay teasing me and talking to me and whenever i start coming back to myself, you roll a new joint.
#intox k!nk#i cannot stop thinking about it#also this is my fantasy and i can smoke in it lmao#irl it's like. one inhale and i cough for fifteen minutes i haven't smoked in years#subby thoughts#edging nsft#intox nsft#t4t nsft#intox k1nk#weed intox
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